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Evil Pacifican Tyrant is Condemned! The Pacific Post, 22nd Ed

#1 User is offline   Krulltopia 

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 10:36 AM

Evil Pacifican Tyrant is Condemned!

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The true form of the new delegate of The Pacific, Krulltopia

The Hallowed Halls of the World Assembly, Security Council section
12th July, 2009

Gioanni said:

"REALIZING that this WAD is abusing his power by forcing his "subjects" to do what he says, or face being kicked out of the pacific

APPALLED that such a tyrant has been elected as the WAD of one of the biggest regions in the world

NOTICEING that this WAD has the power to brain wash newer players who begin in the pacific region

ASSERTING that we as the world assembly come together to condem such a tyrant

HOPING that this condemnation teaches other WADs what mite happen if they treat thier region as a dictator would"

if you dont change your ways i willsend this to the WA and i assure you that you will be condemed


With these harsh and cutting words, so began a sustained and well thought attempt to push a condemnation of the recently ascended Pacifican Tyrant Krulltopia through the World Assembly.
The new delegate of The Pacific, whose two months in the post of WA Delegate of The Pacific and Emperor of the New Pacific Order have been punctuated by brutal and unforgettable acts of sheer malevolence, had the following to say:

"Inconceivable!" ranted His Supreme Bunnyness in his lagomorphic fury. "How dare this inbred degenerate even think of attempting to push this piece of trash through the world assembly! I shall argue most vehemently against it!!" However, Krulltopia's impassioned speech to the gathered representatives of the World Assembly fell on deaf ears, as hordes of userites rushed forward in order to "pet the cute bunny rabbit". The distinguished Pacifican delegate barely got away.
In barely restrained anger, the Imperial Bunny Overlord began to order the dreaded hordes of the Pacific Army to assemble and lay waste to all those regions which supported the proposal.

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The Mighty Pacific Army charges forth in defence of its master.

However, fortunately for the entirety of NS, but unfortunately for the oppressed masses, the proposal never got through it's approval stages. Some nations are appalled at this, and refused to support a vicious, unfettered dictator such as Krulltopia:
"He can't ban me!!" Foamed Le Saintes "Down with Krulltopia! He has no power over us and cannot harm us in anyway, so we must fight!!"
The fact that, shortly afterwards, le Saintes was seen flying downwards into the Rejected Realms has been dismissed as a 'coincidence'.
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Written by Krulltopia (who is not biased in any way, shape or form)
Writer of The Pacific Post - Delivering the 'Truth' since 2003!
Copyright 2009, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved

Note that all of this is exaggerated and not based on (much) fact
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Pierconium said:

Fairness is a concept created by the weak to compensate for their unfortunate disposition.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 12:51 AM

I am jealous. I kicked over 6000 nations and never got a WA condemnation. :P
"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

You sure got the attention of the World Assembly. I am impressed by this.

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Posted 23 August 2010 - 08:09 AM

Oh man, that sure was funny.
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